In college, I accidentally convinced Loyola Marymount University that Ryan Gosling was pumping iron in the student recreation center. He wasn’t, and I was forced to apologize.

In addition to apologies, I contribute humor pieces to Slackjaw, Points In Case, Janice, Robot Butt, The Big Jewel and wrote for MAD Magazine (RIP Alfred). My sketch comedy has been praised in Vulture and a sitcom pilot I co-wrote was a semi-finalist at the Austin Film Festival.

But I don’t just write comedy. I’m also a copywriter for New Balance, Chipotle, Oakley, Loyola Marymount University, and HED Skincare.