A list of humor essays in no particular order.
Slackjaw
We're Land Rover, And We're Pivoting To Target Likable Consumers
Disclaimer: Our Moving Company’s Logo Inaccurately Touts the Size of Our Employees’ Muscles
Please Grant My Make-A-Wish to Fight Zdeno Chara at Center Ice
The Big Jewel
Missed Connection: Beautiful Blonde Taking A Photo In Front Of Me, A Pastel Mural
Points in Case
Tragedies are Everywhere, and They're Coming for Your Loved Ones
Now Let Me Be Clear, I Don't Let Just Anyone Suck Me Off
If Not Now, When? The Case for Allowing Hurricanes Back to Our Coastlines
The Delicious Ecstasy of Celery Victor is the Only Good Thought Left in the World
A Cormac McCarthy Character Goes Christmas Shopping at Costco
Janice Magazine
Steve Bannon’s Tips for Getting Ready in the Morning
The Day Thermos Dad Discovered Starbucks’ Holiday Cups
Soccer Celebrations, Translated
Save As Magazine — print
Razed
Robot Butt
Unfortunately, This HelloFresh Meal Kit Is a Threat to Human Life
Medium
Eighty Miles Per Hour to Kevin, Or (The Day I Held Kevin Hart’s Head While He Slept)